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A Drunk Raccoon Passed Out in the Bathroom of a Virginia Liquor Store

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NYT A raccoon entered a liquor store the other day and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then it passed out on the floor of the bathroom.

“I’m just going to lie down here (hic) for a second.”
Credit: Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter

The raccoon entered the ABC liquor store in Ashland, Va., through the ceiling early Saturday morning. “It wreaked havoc,” said Carol Mawyer, the public relations manager for Virginia ABC. “It broke several bottles and consumed the spirits.”

In addition to the rum, moonshine and peanut butter whiskey, the raccoon also got into some vodka and — seasonally appropriate! — eggnog.

If you have not tried it, peanut butter whiskey “is excellent,” Ms. Mawyer said. The raccoon apparently agreed.

The raccoon’s trail of shame.
Credit: Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter

Chief Parker said his department frequently deals with sick and injured raccoons, but this was something different.

“It was a little good humor,” he said. “I thought we ought to put that on social media. I had no idea it would go national or even worldwide. It’s fantastic. It’s cool.”

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